The Great Soltar app for iPhone and iPad

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You wish to learn what the future has in store for you? Perhaps you simply seek a pearl of wisdom?

Whatever your fortune-telling needs, The Great Soltar is more than happy to oblige. Simply place your open palm upon the screen, and within seconds, the all-seeing, all-knowing Soltar will offer a glimpse into your future, and into your soul.

The Great Soltar is the first and finest palm reader for the iPad. Accept no charlatan substitutes! The Great Soltar comes from a long line of prognosticators. His great-great-grandfather went to school with a magic eight ball. Honest.


Of course, The Great Soltar cannot be held responsible for large decisions made based on his predictions. Please use for entertainment purposes only.